Clem’s NRL Supercoach Captains: Round 24

Friends. They’re not here. I’ve searched all of Sydney – from the darkest corner of Northies to the very depths of Kings Cross. Scoured the toilet cubicles at the Hotel Delaney in Newcastle… And finally in desperation I left Manly last night to drive up to the Goldie to see if they’re lost deep in the clutches of the Glitter Strip and I can potentially convince them to come back for the last 3 rounds and play out the season for me.  It’s been NINE WEEKS since they went missing. NINE WEEKS since the Friday Beers decided that fateful Round 14 Friday night, to live up to there name, gap the sheds and start Mad Monda